Zvemukati
- 1. Netflix & Chill akaroora maitiro
- 2. Mudzimai anodzvinyirira
- 3. Zvisinganakidzi kuverenga pfungwa
- 4. Cookie mbavha
- 5. Ndapota iti haana kuroora!
- 6. Zvisina kukwana intune
- 7. Yessss inorega
- 8. Pizza yekufungidzira
- 9. Munguva
- 10. Chocolate zunza
- 11. Itsvo dziri kutengeswa
- 12. Mashoko ekupedzisira
- 13. Mashiripiti emukadzi
- 14. Kufamba kunonakidza
- 15. Misiyano yemafungiro
- 16. Mufaro wewanano
- 17. Anoziva
Zviroto zvedu zve "mufaro wewanano" hazviwanzo fanane nezvazviri. Asi, kuseka kunowanikwa mune mamwe mamiriro asinganzwisisike, chinova chiratidzo chakanaka. Kana vaviri vachikwanisa kuseka dzimwe dzekupenga uye nguva dzinogumbura dzinounzwa newanano, ivo vanotove nemuchato unogodora.
Heano edu epamoyo maTweets anotora akakwira uye akaderera ehupenyu hwewanano
1. Netflix & Chill akaroora maitiro
Rodney Lacroix
"Netflix uye o great mukadzi wangu akarara kare"Dzvanya kuTwitter
2. Mudzimai anodzvinyirira
Sophia Benoit
"Zvinotora mukana wese weziso re queer kuti zviitwe nevakadzi vazhinji vakanangana kuita voga muhukama hwese hwavakambove"Dzvanya kuTwitter
3. Zvisinganakidzi kuverenga pfungwa
Dorky Romano
"Chikamu chakanakisa nezvewanano kupinda mudambudziko rekuenda kuchimbuzi apo mumwe wako anga achifunga kuenda kuchimbuzi"
Dzvanya kuTwitter
4. Cookie mbavha
Jawbreaker
“Murume: Musikana weskout cookies aripi? Me: Takabirwa. Husband: Vakatora macookies chete? Me: Zvakanaka izvo nevasei mai vako vakatitengera kumaholiday. Hameno? ”Dzvanya kuTwitter
5. Ndapota iti haana kuroora!
Andy H
“Shamwari: Vana vedu vaenda nambuya nasekuru saka ndirikuburitsa mudzimai wangu manheru ano. Ini: oh wow, senge nemhondi kana uri iwe uchazviita iwe pachako? Shamwari: um, sekudya kwemanheru. Me: Kutonhora, kutonhorera. ”Dzvanya kuTwitter
6. Zvisina kukwana intune
Rodney Lacroix
“Wife: I love kuti tinopedzerana. Me: Kunwa? Wife: Chii? Kwete. Ini ndanga ndichida kutaura mitsara HEYI KUNI KWANGU. Ini: Margarita? ”
Dzvanya kuTwitter
7. Yessss inorega
Amai Vanotsvinya
“Murume: Ngatiitei zvakasiyana uye zvinonakidza! Me: * ndinomusiya aine vana vanopopota ini ndichienda kunotenga * ”Dzvanya kuTwitter
8. Pizza yekufungidzira
Eric
"{Mameseji mukadzi arikubasa} ngatiitei" gadzirai pizza yenyu husiku {mameseji kumukadzi ari pasofa} pizza yangu ichaitwa riinhi? "Dzvanya kuTwitter
9. Munguva
Stephanie Ortiz
Dzvanya kuTwitter
10. Chocolate zunza
Lady Gweta
“Me: ndoda kupinda mu shape. Mahokwe: ‘Kunaka kupi? Chokoreti kana vanilla? Me: Chimiro, kwete kuzunza. Mahabhu: Saka..Me: Chokoreti ”
Dzvanya kuTwitter
11. Itsvo dziri kutengeswa
Stephanie Ortiz
"Ndinoda chinhu chakanaka chakaroora chatinoita uko kwatino sarudza kuita mutoro wezvemari nekudzokorora mari yedu uye tozopedzisira taita nharo pamusoro pekuti ndiani wedu anofanira kutengesa itsvo"Dzvanya kuTwitter
12. Mashoko ekupedzisira
Josh
“Wife: sei kune madhishi musink? Mashoko ekupedzisira emwanakomana wangu: nekuti iwe hauna kuaita ”Dzvanya kuTwitter
13. Mashiripiti emukadzi
James Breakwell
Dzvanya kuTwitter
14. Kufamba kunonakidza
Elle A.Rose
“Murume wangu akavhiringidza kufamba kwangu 'kunonakidza' nemhasuru yakadhonza. Ndinofanira kunge ndichikwegura kana knight yangu mune inopenya nhumbi dzokurwa dzinoda kupurinda iyo suite. (Ndiri kuenda neyekupedzisira) ”
Dzvanya kuTwitter
15. Misiyano yemafungiro
Kuseri kweBoyd
“Vakaroorana vane mari yavanogona kushandisa kusvika pakutaurirana. Yangu iri madhora makumi mashanu. Yemukadzi wangu ingangoita $ 643.27. Sezvineiwo) ”
Dzvanya kuTwitter
16. Mufaro wewanano
Elisabeth
"Hongu, roorano inguva yakanaka kwazvo kana uchinakidzwa nepfungwa yekugara nemukuru wako weparole"
Dzvanya kuTwitter
17. Anoziva
James Breakwell
“Me: Ow, ndadhonza mhasuru kumusana kwangu. Wife: Sei? Me: Rigorous Exercise. Kumuka pamubhedha ”Dzvanya kuTwitter