Zvemukati
- Unodikanwa rudo puns
- Foodie anosekesa rudo puns
- Akanaka mhuka anoda puns
- Akanaka asi akasarudzika puns nezverudo
- Sporty ndinokuda puns
- Nerdy ranomantic puns
Angave akanaka rudo puns kwaari kana kusetsa rudo puns kwaari, usangomutsa kunyemwerera kana ziso kumonera, vamwe vanogadzira poizheni poindiwo, saka pasina hurongwa hwakati, heano mamwe eedu epamoyo rudo puns akawanikwa kubva pasi rese internet.
Unodikanwa rudo puns
1. Ita zvaunokoshesa zvakanaka
Musikana wangu anogara achindibira t-shirts uye majuzi, asi kana ndikatora rimwe remadhirezi ake, pakarepo "tinoda kutaura"
Huno hushamwari hukama pun unowana kuseka kana ziso kumonera? Takaona kuti yainakidza pfupa redu rinonakidza nekuti ichokwadi chaizvo.
2. Ichokwadi nyaya
Kuti ufare nemurume, iwe unofanirwa kumunzwisisa zvakanyanya uye kumuda zvishoma. Kuti ufare nemukadzi, unofanirwa kumuda zvakanyanya uye usayedze kumunzwisisa zvachose.
Tidaidze isu vanotsoropodza, asi zvirinani mumazuva ekutanga, zvinoita sekunge zvinogara zvichishanda kana mukomana achida musikana zvishoma kupfuura izvo musikana anoda mukomana. Nenzira iyi mukomana haana basa kana akasamunzwisisa; anomuda, uye musikana anoziva chaizvo zvaari kuita.
Izvi zvakaipa kwazvo asi zvakare chaizvo!
3. Gadzirira 'maziso eziso' vakadzi
Musikana wangu anga achinyunyuta nezuro husiku kuti ini handina kumuteerera. Kana chimwe chinhu chakadai ...
Kune mukadzi here pano pasi asina kumbobvira asangana nemamiriro ezvinhu aya? Tinofanira kuda varume vedu zvakadaro, zvirinani kuti vanoenderana.
4. Zuva ranhasi 'chibage'
Izita rako riri Wi-Fi here? Nekuti ndiri kunzwa kubatana.
Takati chibage - kwete porn!
5. Zvechokwadi tho '
Tinosvika pakuda kwete nekutsvaga munhu akakwana asi nekudzidza kuona munhu asina kukwana zvakakwana.
Awww, chirevo chechokwadi chakadai nevarume ndicho chinoita kuti vasikana vaende 'awww.' Ndiri kungo taura! Zvichida zvakare hwaro hwemuchato unofadza.
6. Kugamuchirwa kusina chokwadi
Apo mugadziri weTV paakaroora, kugamuchirwa kwaive kwakanakisa
Hatizive kuti iwe uchagamuchira sei pun iyi, asi isu takafunga kuti iwe unogona kuwana mufananidzo.
7. Ita masvomhu
Hukama hwakawanda senge algebra. Wakambotarisa kune X yako ndokushamisika Y?
Ah, huya izvozvi isu tese tavapo. Izvo zvikamu zvingave zvakasiyana, asi isu tese tine angangoita zvisirizvo mukamuri yedu.
8. Akanaka
Unondida here nekuti ini ndakanaka kana kuti ini ndiri akanaka nekuti unondida?
Vamwe vanoti kutsvaga mudiwa chaiye kunopedzisa iwe. Asi kana mumwe wako kana murume kana murume achiita kuti unzwe wakanaka, saka nehunyanzvi iwe unogona kuti rudo rwunowedzera runako.
9. Tenda kana kwete
Mudzimai wangu anondiudza kuti ndiri munhu anokakavara, asi handitendi izwi raanotaura.
Just lol!
10. Kufambidzana netsaona
Ini nemukomana wangu takatanga kudanana mushure mekunge atsigira mota yake kupinda yangu. Takasangana netsaona.
Haugone kubatsira asi kushamisika kana mukomana achizoda kufambidzana kana akatsigira mota yake kupinda yake.
11. Teerera rairo iyi
Zvakawandisa zvidiki zvinotumira muchato kuguva rekutanga.
Rudo rwakakomba pun izvi zvinogona kunge zviri, asi Ichokwadi kwazvo, ivo vanoti kujairana kunounza ruzvidzo, uye pane imwe nguva, nekuda kwekuroora kwako, unofanirwa kurega kuchera usati waviga mumwe nemumwe moyo.
12. Nhanho mumutsara Mr.
Usambofa wakaseka sarudzo dzemusikana wako, iwe uri mumwe wavo.
Izvozvowo zvinogona kutaurwa neimwe nzira kutenderera futi.
Chekupedzisira, kana iwe uchitsvaga inotapira uye inosetsa ini ndinokuda iwe puns kuti ujekese zuva remumwe wako, usatarise kumberi nekuti isu tine yakawanda 'inotapira' rudo puns yekuti iwe ugare kure uye uburitse pese paunoda kutumira mumwe wako kana kuvasiira chimwe chinhu chidiki mu 'masikati bhokisi ravo'!
Foodie anosekesa rudo puns
13. "Ndinokuda zvikuru."
14. "Uri chinanazi cheziso rangu."
15. "Dai iwe uri muchero, iwe ungadai uri wakanaka-apuro."
16. "Takanga tiri mint kuva."
17. "Olive iwe."
18. "Izvi zvingaite senge zvinofadza, asi ndinofunga urikugaya chaizvo."
19. "Ini handizive zvandingaite pasina iwe."
20. "Ndinokuda neese pizza moyo wangu."
21. "Nguva inomhanya kana ndinemi."
22. "Unoita kuti moyo wangu usvetuke rova."
23. "Iwe une bheri yakakosha"
24. "Ngatitorei cheki kuti tiende kumba uye kunzvenga."
25. "Ini handidi kuda kuita glaze pamusoro pekuti ndinokuda iwe gomba rakawandisa."
26. "Ichi chikafu chamangwanani quesadilla chinonaka, asi handigoni kumirira kuzova jalapeno bhurugwa gare gare."
27. "Isu tinogadzira vaviri-vanofarira mazai."
28. "Ndimi kofi kune espresso yangu. Uye ndinokuda. ”
29. "Ndiri kufara kuti uri wangu akakosha otter."
Akanaka mhuka anoda puns
30. "Nyuchi Yangu."
31. "Hakuna mhando yakaita sewe."
32. "Ndichafarira nzira."
33. "Iwe octopi pfungwa dzangu."
34. "Ini whale-y ndinokuda."
35. "Ndiwe shangu-shamwari yangu."
36. "Haa mudikani, ndakakusuwai."
37. "Ndichagara ndichida nhunzvi."
38. "Hapana bunny inoenzaniswa newe."
39. "Wakasangana neangu ese koala-fications."
40. "Ndiri kufara kuti uri mwana wangu anokosha."
41. "Pane chameleon zvikonzero ndinokuda."
42. "Panogona kunge paine dzimwe hove mugungwa, asi ndiwe wega wandinofambisa."
43. "Ini ndinokuda dolphinately. Ndiwe mweya wangu muhupenyu. ”
44. "Hapana bunny inoenzana newe."
Akanaka asi akasarudzika puns nezverudo
45. "Yoda yangu."
46. "Ndinofunga uri dandelion."
47. "Dai iwe uri katatu, iwe unenge wakanyanya."
48. "Tichatamba here?"
49. "Iwe uri mumwe wevaduku."
50. "Ndatora Viking kwauri"
51. "Aloe zvikuru."
52. "Wanga uchindifarira."
53. Ini soda ndinofunga wakanaka. ”
54. Mashoko haagoni kuratidza kuti unoreva zvakadii kwandiri. ”
55. "Iwe uri mukombe wangu wetii."
56. "Ndinokuda latte."
Sporty ndinokuda puns
57. "Rudo rwako rucharamba rwuchienderana."
58. "Ini ndinosimbisa isu pamwechete nokusingaperi."
59. "Ndiwe wangu # 1 piki."
60. "Ndinofunga uri incredi-mbiya."
61. "Ndichagara ndichimhanya-kudzoka kwauri."
62. “Ndakakuda kwenguva yakareba sei? Ndarasika. ”
63. "Ndakaita zvibodzwa pandakasangana newe."
64. "Hausi mubvumirano yangu."
65. "Ndinogara ndine bhora newe."
66. "Warevesa mukoto wangu."
67. "Ini ndinobura chaiko mauri."
Nerdy ranomantic puns
68. "Iwe uri cutie 3.14159265358979323."
69. "Iwe unozadzisa ini."
70. "Unofanira kunge uri mhangura uye terillium nekuti uri Cu-Te."
71. "Unongova werudzi rwangu."
72. "Ndinokuda."
73. "Uri wefi-fi zvinhu."
74. "Ndiwe mutambi wangu 2."
75. "Dai iwe uri katatu, iwe ungadai wakanyanya."