Zvemukati
- 1. Kugomera
- 2. Kugaya
- 3. Kwakateedzana kugunun'una
- 4. Kuchema kweRhythmic
- 5. Kuseka
- 6. Nyoka inopinza
- 7. Kuongorora
- 8. Murume akasviba
- 9. Mr. zvakanaka
- 10. Mushamarari
- 11. Kupopota
Kana iwe uri mukadzi anoteerera mukomana wako paunenge uchiita bonde, zvingangove kuti iwe wakanzwa kutaura kwakajairika kusanzwisisika panguva yechiito, uye kunyanya kana asvika padanho rekupedzisira. Unomboshamisika kuti chii chiri pasi pemanzwi aya ese?
Kuti ikubatsire kududzira uyu wakasarudzika mutauro wekunze, heino inonakidza gwara rekubatsira kududzira iwo maruzha!
1. Kugomera
Uyu murume ari kupedzisa mujaho wemujaho wemujaho, nekuti iko kufemereka kunonzwika kunge ave padhuze nemutsetse.
Pamwe hausi "iwo" wekupedzisira mutsetse izvozvi, asi hongu, sezvo mufaro wake uchikwira, ndizvo zvichaita moyo wake kurova uye mutinhimira, zvichikonzera ruzha irworwo rwekufema urwo unorira kunge zvaunonzwa kubva kune imbwa yako mushure memusangano wakanaka wekutora.
"Huuuuuuuuuuuh, huuuuuh"
2. Kugaya
Anogona kutsauswa nekunaka kwako uye kuda kwaanogona kukanganwa kumedza mate ake.
Kana, anogona kunge ari kungotora swig hombe kubva muhombodo yemvura iri patafura yemubhedha. Chero nzira, gulp haisi iyo inonyanya kukoshesa ruzha rwevarume, asi inodikanwa. Chero bedzi asingatange kudzipwa nemate ake kana mvura, izvo zvinogona kunge zviri bhaisikopo.
"Ooooogooooooggg"
3. Kwakateedzana kugunun'una
Kunyangwe isiri iyo yakanakisa pane dzese ruzha rwunogona kuitwa nemurume panguva yebonde, kugunun'una kwakajairika uye pane zvemhuka mune zvakasikwa. Izvi zvinoreva kuti mugumo wake wave padyo, saka dzivisa kutaura chero chinhu sekuti "Pane munhu akangouya nenguruve muimba yekurara?" kana iwe unogona kutyora nhanho yake.
Edza kuona magunha aya sehumbowo hwekunakidzwa kwake, uye kwete kungonzwika kwemabarard. Ichasimudzira yako pachako eroottinen ruzivo, vimba nesu.
"Uhhhhhhhngn"
4. Kuchema kweRhythmic
Imwe yeanodakadza rume ruzha ruzha, kuchema, kunyanya mune yakatsiga mutinhimira, chiratidzo chekuti iye "abuda maari" uye achinyatso kungoyangarara pamusoro pekunaka kwese kwese kuri kunzwa.
Iwe unogona kuyedza kuenzanisira kuchema kwako pachako neake kuti uwedzere kunakidzwa kwako kwese, kungave nekupindura zvichemo zvake neako kana kuenzanisa ako neako.
Chero zvazvingaitika, nyatsoteerera padanho rekuchema kwake, sezvo zvichawedzera nekukasira paanosvika padumbu, achikupa pfungwa yekuti aripi munzira yake yekunakidzwa.
"Yeaaahhhhh-O-Yeaaahhhh"
5. Kuseka
Usatukwa; kumunzwa achiseka chiratidzo chakanaka.
Hazvireve kuti akangotarisa dumbu rako repazasi ndokuvhenekera pana Santa Claus. Kwete, inongova yekutya-system mhinduro zvichireva kuti ari kunakidzwa neichi chikamu chekugadzira rudo uye anofara chaizvo.
6. Nyoka inopinza
Kamwe kamwe, kuchema kwakapinza kunogona kuve chimwe chezvinhu zviviri.
Pamwe iyi ndiyo nzira yake yekuzivisa kuti ari munzira yekuguma, kana (kushoma kunakidzwa) ane chigumbu chinorwadza mumhuru yake. Iwe unongoziva chete nezvinouya mushure meiyo yelp, saka ramba wakatarisana. Kana, tarisa chete kumeso uku.
Kana iye achiita seanofara, ndeye oan rgasm. Kana ari kuhwina uye misodzi iri kutanga kuumbika, tanga kukwiza mhuru yake.
"Eeeehhhhheeehhh"
7. Kuongorora
Haisi chaiyo yekunze kwemuviri ruzha, asi nzira yemurume yekutora tembiricha yako yekunakidzwa. “Urikunakirwa here izvi? "Ungada here kuti ndiwedzere pane izvi, kana zvishoma zvazvo?" Unogona kuwana ruzha rwemurume rwepabonde rwakanyanya kukodzera musangano webhizinesi, asi zvinoratidza kuti mukomana wako mukurukuri mukuru, achishandisa mutauro wakajairika kuongorora kugutsikana kwako pabonde.
Hapana chakaipa neizvozvo!
Izvi zvinovhurawo yekurara nhaurirano kwauri uchitaura nemutauro wakapusa zvaunofanira kusvika kumagumo, pane kuti ungofambisa ruoko rwake kana kuchema neimwe nzira.
8. Murume akasviba
Vamwe varume vanongoda kutaura sekunge vari muvhidhiyo ye porn kuti vazviwanire ivo newavo mudiwa. Kunyange angave ari Shakespeare kunze kwemba yekurara, achingoshandisa mutauro wakanakisa uye unogamuchirika, kana ukangomuwana pakati pemashiti anotanga kutaura semunhu akasvinwa muromo.
Vakadzi vazhinji vanoona izvi zvichinakidza zvikuru. Vamwe vanoiwana yakazara kudzima. Chero zvazvingaitika, usatsamwire chero chinhu zvakare risque iyo yaangataura.
Murume Akasviba akatarisa zvinonyadzisira zvakawanda zvekuti uyu ndiwo mutauro wake mutsva, zvirinani kana uchiita bonde.
"Ehe, mwarikadzi wangu webonde"
9. Mr. zvakanaka
"Hongu hongu!" ndiye Mr. Positive mantra.
Uyu mubatsiri anobatsira uyu, sekusimbiswa kwake kuchakuzivisa iwe kuti chero iwe zvauri kuita, anoda kuti iwe uenderere mberi. Ramba uchimubvunza mibvunzo yakadai sekuti "Unofarira here pandinoita izvi? Ndinofanira kuzviita nekukurumidza here? Ko kuzokubata pano? ” Chero bedzi iye achiramba achipindura "Hongu, hongu hongu", iwe unoziva iwe uri munzira chaiyo!
10. Mushamarari
Iyo Nhepfenyuro ichakupa yekutamba-nekutamba mutambo pamusoro pekuti ari kupi iye achikwira nzira yake kusvika kumagumo. Iwe unonzwa "Zvinhu zviri kuswedera padyo,", "Ndiri kutosvika," "Zvichaitika munguva pfupi" uyezve wekupedzisira "Ndiri kuuya" !.
Nhepfenyuro inonzwa kudiwa kwekuchengeta nhaurwa inomhanya, iyo inobatsira chaizvo nguva yekutanga iwe kurara pamwe chete, asi haina kunyanya kukosha kana iwe wakadanana nemurume uyu kwemakore gumi apfuura.
11. Kupopota
Uku kudaira kwakaoma. Vamwe varume vanopopota nekuti havakwanisi kuchengeta mumufaro wavo pavanorova orgasm.
Asi vamwe vanopopota nekuti iwe uchangobva kuita chimwe chinhu nenzira inorwadza kwazvo kune yavo inonzwika peni / mabhora / minyatso kana imwe erogenous zone. Ndine urombo, asi uchafanirwa kumubvunza kuti akupezve kongiri mhinduro, kwete kungopopota, kuti iwe ugone kutsanangura zvinoreva izvi.